Why I hate Text messages and letters

ARRGH!!!! Don't you just hate it when a guy you are quite intrested in, tells you he has feelings for you, then changes his mind later in the day and does the whole "I don't want you to get hurt thing!" The only way you are going to hurt me is if you have a thirty inch penis your either going to shove down my throat or in my fanny which I doubt you will because if I gave you a chance to do it you would run a mile. (Fumes live crazy) But being dumped by text messages or letters are probably the worst types... thats why i hate them!