My moan about... Thomas Phillip Tew

At this point in time I hate this teenage male because

1. He uses crap excuses like the ones in my list
2. No matter what he says... the hair does look like lauren from behind
3. He insults and hates some of my best friends
4. He uses you, builds your hopes up and them claims he was only there for the nookie
5. When you say no he sulks
6. He says mean things about his ex girlfriends
7. He lies about how far he has been
8. He always dumps by text (probably why I hate it...)
9. When he dumpd he puts things like "It's over because I have better things to do with my life" (Gee, Thanks)
10. He's crude
11. He's sex obsessed
12. He takes the piss out of my religion, but will happily shout at his friends for being racist ETC
13. He insults my family
14. He drops his best friends when he wants something from you
15. He always goes on about the size of his penis (I know it is huge, but no one likes a gloater!)
16. He insults your music taste if it isn't the same as his
17. He says things like "I like you, but not enough to want you"
18. He contradicts himself by saying "I'd only have sex with someone I love" "I'd have sex with you Hattie"
19. He downloads FREE porn off of the internet then brags about it
20. He tries to do stuff with you at the most inappropiate moments, like maths!