Ten Things I Hate About You... Teacher Addition

Ms King

1. Your skirts/dresses are way to short (i saw her gusset)
2. You break all school rules with your hair
3. You wear really bad shoes which clash with your outfit
4. You think your cool... Your not
5. Your an eco warrior, but you wear paul frank
6. Your so PC, but take the mick out of searly for being gay
7. You don't get that the townies HATE you and your subject
8. Your a hypocrite
9. You have some really cheesy tattoos
10. You have a really fat ARSE

Mr Gardener

1. You are really short
2. You puff your chest out when you shout at me
3. You look like Wally from 'Where's Wally'
4. Your shirts clash with your ties
5. Your assemblys are SHIT!!!!
6. Your married which means someone has had sex with you... Gross
7. You have man boobs
8. You always wear that red coat (a bit like Kathryn)
9. Your a hypocrite
10. Your best attribute is your uglyness

Mrs Gee

1. You are a mini Hitler
2. Your not that mini
3. You were tops with shoulder pads
4. You have a wardrobe from the 1980's
5. You are a bitch
6. You are facist
7. You run this school like you are Hitler, and the assistant heads are the SS
8. You keep the chavs (like carl) in school because they are clever
9. Your voice - ergh
10. Your haircut... need I say anymore

Miss Tremaine

1. Your voice
2. Your height
3. Your hair
4. Your face ofends me
5. Your manners
6. Your manners on the road
7. The way you do that looking down thing when you talk
8. When you shout you squeak
9. Your clothes
10. JUST YOU

Mr Kingsman "Afro Rat"

1. Your hair
2. Your voice
3. Your glasses
4. Your ratty face
5. You coach girl's hockey...
6. Your shell suits
7. You carry a somerfields bag everywhere
8. Your geography teacher look
9. Your voice when you shout (funny as...)
10. Your boring lessons