Why boys are bastards

A place I set up when I was pissed off with the male race... I'm not a real bunny boiler, and sometimes I do say things I don't mean, so if you are offended then I'm sorry. (That was a disclaimer so don't sue me!!!!)

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Things to do when you get dumped...

  1. Eat Chocolate
  2. Bitch
  3. Eat chips
  4. OK then... Just eat
  5. Have a ritual burning of everything he/she ever gave you
  6. Eat a bit more
  7. Buy a vibrator and find out how much pleasure he could have given you
  8. Become bisexual
  9. Have long baths
  10. Get stupidly drunk
  11. Invest in drugs and sell them to teenagers
  12. Get a toy boy (in my case a five year old)

OR JUST BECOME A SEXUAL AND PROCREATE BY YOURSELF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

posted by Cowpat_Hat @ 10/06/2005 12:03:00 pm

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