Ten things I hate about you...

Alan Flurrey

1. Your ginger, but bleach it to cover it up... Then blames it on his shampoo
2. Has porn on his PSP
3. You own a PSP
4. Obssessed with breasts
5. Likes groping my breasts
6. When you got drunk you asked to sleep with me
7. Your friends with Tom Tew
8. You bitch about your dad (it isn't nice - without him you wouldn't exist!)
9. You admitted to hearing your brother having sex
10. You own a stick insect that's pregnant

Carl Brown

1. Your a player
2. You really hurt Lauren
3. You couldn't make up your mind between Lauren and Chloe
4. You wear those stupid Nu Rock boots... They cost £180 for God's sake
5. You are a wannabe goth
6. You don't know how to wear eyeliner
7. When you do wear eyeliner, it makes your pigmant problem worse
8. Your short
9. Your response to everything is "Cock it"
10. You told Lauren you would never leave her... then finished with her on her birthday two days later

Sam 'Jim' Harris

1. You are a stoner
2. You have a hot brother (It's a very valid reason to hate about someone!)
3. You called me a fat slag when we told Mrs French about the alcohol
4. You are throwing away your intelligence
5. You broke Lauren's heart
6. You really hurt Lily
7. You have bad acne
8. You don't wash
9. You hang round with Toby, who hates me
10. Your a man whoar