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OK Then... I'm not really a bunny boiler!

I was just pissed off with male race (except the gays!) when I set up this blog. I'm not a bunny boiler. Not really. I just tend to have feelings for complete wankers! (*cough* *tom*)

It's a Sad Sad world...

It's a Sad Sad world...

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My moan about... Thomas Phillip Tew

At this point in time I hate this teenage male because

1. He uses crap excuses like the ones in my list
2. No matter what he says... the hair does look like lauren from behind
3. He insults and hates some of my best friends
4. He uses you, builds your hopes up and them claims he was only there for the nookie
5. When you say no he sulks
6. He says mean things about his ex girlfriends
7. He lies about how far he has been
8. He always dumps by text (probably why I hate it...)
9. When he dumpd he puts things like "It's over because I have better things to do with my life" (Gee, Thanks)
10. He's crude
11. He's sex obsessed
12. He takes the piss out of my religion, but will happily shout at his friends for being racist ETC
13. He insults my family
14. He drops his best friends when he wants something from you
15. He always goes on about the size of his penis (I know it is huge, but no one likes a gloater!)
16. He insults your music taste if it isn't the same as his
17. He says things like "I like you, but not enough to want you"
18. He contradicts himself by saying "I'd only have sex with someone I love" "I'd have sex with you Hattie"
19. He downloads FREE porn off of the internet then brags about it
20. He tries to do stuff with you at the most inappropiate moments, like maths!

CRAP EXCUSES GUYS GIVE

1. I don't want to hurt you
2. It's not you it's me
3. I still like someone else
4. Things have changed since the begining
5. I don't want commitment/a serious relationship
6. It was only a bit of fun

Feel free to add others...

Why I hate Text messages and letters

ARRGH!!!! Don't you just hate it when a guy you are quite intrested in, tells you he has feelings for you, then changes his mind later in the day and does the whole "I don't want you to get hurt thing!" The only way you are going to hurt me is if you have a thirty inch penis your either going to shove down my throat or in my fanny which I doubt you will because if I gave you a chance to do it you would run a mile. (Fumes live crazy) But being dumped by text messages or letters are probably the worst types... thats why i hate them!