Funny facts

Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals... (*cough tom*)
One in three new dads in Britian have admitted to trying their partners breastmilk!!!
5,840 people with pillow related injuries checked into U.S. emergency rooms in 1992
Your skin weighs twice as much as your brain
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year
Canada imports approx. 822 Russian-made hockey sticks on an average day
Most toilets flush in E flat
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

weird facts

Did you in Taiwan the average condom is only 4.2 inches??? WEENER

Apology

In business today, period 6, Tom apoligised for being a cock!!!!!!!!! He also said he did have 'feelings' for me but wasn't sure how I felt about him... My response to this was. "Well earlier in the year I really liked you, then you were with Robin and I got over you. Then this term I've had mixed feelings, I like you but not enough to spread my legs for you" He just looked vacant. Then he took the piss out of me because yesterday in science I mentioned to Alan I would stay celibate till marriage. Then I remembered what a cock he is!

Stupid questions...

1. When you were younger and you picked your nose, did you think it was your brains?
2. Did you ever poo yourself in a supermarket?

I think I should shut up now!

Ten things I hate about you...

Alan Flurrey

1. Your ginger, but bleach it to cover it up... Then blames it on his shampoo
2. Has porn on his PSP
3. You own a PSP
4. Obssessed with breasts
5. Likes groping my breasts
6. When you got drunk you asked to sleep with me
7. Your friends with Tom Tew
8. You bitch about your dad (it isn't nice - without him you wouldn't exist!)
9. You admitted to hearing your brother having sex
10. You own a stick insect that's pregnant

Carl Brown

1. Your a player
2. You really hurt Lauren
3. You couldn't make up your mind between Lauren and Chloe
4. You wear those stupid Nu Rock boots... They cost £180 for God's sake
5. You are a wannabe goth
6. You don't know how to wear eyeliner
7. When you do wear eyeliner, it makes your pigmant problem worse
8. Your short
9. Your response to everything is "Cock it"
10. You told Lauren you would never leave her... then finished with her on her birthday two days later

Sam 'Jim' Harris

1. You are a stoner
2. You have a hot brother (It's a very valid reason to hate about someone!)
3. You called me a fat slag when we told Mrs French about the alcohol
4. You are throwing away your intelligence
5. You broke Lauren's heart
6. You really hurt Lily
7. You have bad acne
8. You don't wash
9. You hang round with Toby, who hates me
10. Your a man whoar

Amazing depression...

http://amazingdepression.blogspot.com/

Again go there or die...

Things to do when you get dumped...

1. Eat Chocolate
2. Bitch
3. Eat chips
4. OK then... Just eat
5. Have a ritual burning of everything he/she ever gave you
6. Eat a bit more
7. Buy a vibrator and find out how much pleasure he could have given you
8. Become bisexual
9. Have long baths
10. Get stupidly drunk
11. Invest in drugs and sell them to teenagers
12. Get a toy boy (in my case a five year old)

OR JUST BECOME A SEXUAL AND PROCREATE BY YOURSELF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you like his body and you think he's sexy...

... Your either blind, gay (no offence Searle), desperate ETC

Charlotte's sexy curly hair

Don't you just love it. If only all body hair could look like it!

There's something about Penny

I have discovered that I have amazing feelings for Penny Munn.
She is so sexy. I think everyone is hiding their feelings for here.
Penny Munn has got it going on, She's all I want and I've been waiting so long, Oh just can't you see no one else is for me, I know it may be wrong, But I'm in love with Penny Munn!
Words by Penny Munn!!!!